911 Operator

    A couple of Alabama hunters are out int he wood when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
    The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
    The guy's voice come back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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