Monday, May 20, 2013

A Rich Preacher



We read of a preacher, who, after 25 years, starting as a poor man, retired with a comfortable fortune of $50,000.00, which was quite a sum back in the good old days. He acquired this as a result of hard work, economy, conscientious effort, perseverance, and the death of a relative who left him $49.990;00.

Source:
Footprints in Time, Thomas E. Broadbent.  


Appearance Matters



I was sitting at a stop light this morning. The lady in front of me was going through papers in her car. When the light changed to green, she did not obey it. A green light is a commandment, not a suggestion! When the light turned red again, she had still not moved, so I began (with my windows up) screaming epithets, waking my hands, and beating on the steering wheel. My expressions were interrupted when a police officer, with gun drawn in hand, tapped on my window and demanded that I get out of the car. Against the protestations of, "You can't arrest me for hollering in my car," he put me in the back of his. After about two hours in a holding cell, the officer came and advised me that I was free to go. I said, "I knew you couldn't arrest me for yelling in my car. You haven't heard the last of this, officer!" The officer replied, "I didn't arrest you for shouting in your car. I was directly behind you at the light. I saw you screaming and throwing your tantrum and said to myself, 'What a jerk!' But then I noticed the cross hanging from your rear view mirror, the bright yellow 'Choose Life' license plate, and the "Jesus is Lord' bumper sticker and I thought you must have stolen the car."

Source:
Footprints in Time, Thomas E. Broadbent.           
 

Bad Breath in Cows is Contributing to Global Warming



     Cow's breath heating up atmosphere Nebraska scientists look for way to...
     Bad breath in cows is contributing to global warming, researchers say.
     Scientists at the University of Nebraska are developing an additive to cattle feed that they hope will cut down or eliminate the 420 to 640 quarts of methane gas the average cow produces while breathing each day.
     Globally, livestock produce 20 percent of the methane gas released into the atmosphere each year.
     "Cows are big animals," said Stephen Ragsdale, a biochemistry professor and one of the Nebraska project's lead researchers.
     "When they sit in a field merrily eating hay, their stomach microbes are generating sources of nutrition as well [as methane gas]."

Source:
ChicagoSun-Times » Apr - Jun 2003 » June 16, 2003.
 

Contentment



By Tim Ousley

     Once upon a time, there was a man who lived with his wife, two small children, and his elderly parents in a tiny hut. He tried to be patient and gracious, but the noise and crowded conditions wore him down.
     In desperation, he consulted the village wise man. "Do you have a rooster?" asked the wise man.
     "Yes," he replied.
     "Keep the rooster in the hut with your family, and come see me again next week."
     The next week, the man returned and told the wise elder that living conditions were worse than ever, with the rooster crowing and making a mess of the hut. "Do you have a cow?" asked the wise elder. The man nodded fearfully. "Take your cow into the hut as well, and come see me in a week."
     Over the next several weeks, the man - on the advice of the wise elder - made room for a goat, two dogs, and his brother's children.
     Finally, he could take no more, and in a fit of anger, kicked out all the animals and guests, leaving only his wife, his children, and his parents. The home suddenly became spacious and quiet, and everyone lived happily ever after.
     At times, we all struggle with our particular situation in life. If you will just give it a little time, it will change. And by-the-way, it could certainly he worse. A good beginning point is Matthew 6:25-34.

Source:
Church of Christ, Mission, Texas, April 7, 1996, p. 1.              


Credit Denied



New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg (whose net worth is estimated at nearly $5 billion) was rejected for a Sears credit card as he shopped in Queens (and after the error was rectified, his approved card arrived with a $4,000 spending limit). [New York Daily News, 9-4-03]

Source:
Chuck Shepherd, News of the Weird.