Buzzards at Church

By Patsy Zant

When my middle son was about 4 years old, he came out of his Sunday school class perplexed.

"Why do we have buzzards at church?" he asked.

"Well, I didn't know we had any," I replied. "Which ones do you mean?"

"I don't know for sure," he said. "The teacher just always says we have to wait for the second buzzard before we can leave."

Source:
Christian Woman, date unknown.