Student: Class started before I got here.”
Teacher: Glen, why do you get so dirty?
Glen: I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir. I don’t have to ‘cause my Mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: a teacher.
“He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast” (Proverbs 15:15).
- via THE SOWER, a weekly publication of the Arthur Church of Christ, Arthur, IL. Ron Bartanen, who serves as minister and editor, may be contacted through the congregation's website: http://www.arthurchurchofchrist.com
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