Maybe you heard about the man who went to his doctor for a checkup. He came back the next day to get the results from the tests.
"Doc, how do I look?"
The doctor said, "I have good news and bad news.
Which do you want first?"
The man said, "Let me hear the good news first."
The doctor said, "Well, the good news is, you
have twenty-four hours to live."
"Oh no! That's the good news?" the man gasped.
"I've got twenty-four hours to live? Then, what' the bad news?"
The doctor replied, "The bad news is I was
supposed to tell you yesterday."