"I know all the latest recipes by heart;
I can tell all the movie stars apart;
I know all the new programs on TV'
I know all the ballplayers, from A to Z;
I know every big-wig in this town;
I know the bargain prices up and down;
But when it comes to Scripture, I'm not reliable;
It seems I can't ever remember the BIBLE."
The Encourager, Calvert City Church of Christ. [Exact