Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself. "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like
to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great
The second guy says, "I would like
to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher
who made a huge difference in our children."
The last guy replies, "I would like
to hear them say ... "LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!"